Drag Queen Bingo does not Translate 

  

I didn’t know you could play bingo without a drag queen caller but you can. The jokes I learned from the ladies did not play well with the old folks today. 

Bingo caller: B 9. 

Me: Thank gawd!

Mom: Why thank god?

Me: It’s a joke. You know, when the doctor tells you a tumor is benign you say thank god. 

Lady next to me: Who has a tumor?

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